Cast - THE TOXIC PIRATES

	SHIN-GOJI: The Bootlegger. Shin-Goji founded Neo-Monster Island on August 11th, 2000. From his lair of bootleg vinyl and molested theater exclusives, he has waged a one-man war against the world of Godzilla Fandom and web comics in general.
	SPACE-HOJO: The Ghost Writer. Space Hojo is Shin-Goji's long suffering roomate. A true soul brother, he'd much rather listen to some Led Zepplin or Steely Dan than torture his delicate ears with the crap spewn out over the radio, especially rap and pop. Space Hojo contributes heavily to the development of Twisted Kaiju Theater.
	MOGEURA MARIUS: The Wheelman. Bidibidibidi! Another of Shin-Goji's friends reduced to Twikki from Buck Rogers. Also a long-suffering victim of Shin-Goji's bullshit, he buries himself in his Taekwondo, his motorcycle, and his vinyl women.
	GRENDEL: The Smuggler. This voodoo lovin', tequila drinkin' Stormtrooper in one of the best miniature painters around. This guy is a bigger lecher than any of the other Toxic Pirates, and will probably end up in jail long before Shin-Goji does. By the way, he really does hate it when you ask him, "Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"
	C-BALL SLEAZEBALL: The Married Man. Life has not been kind to C-Ball. Already saddled with the burden of being associated with Shin-Goji, C-Ball is also a husband and a father. He's had to give up his days of punk rock and Danzig worship, but he's traded them in for a glorious sunset of Slim Shady and Marshall Mathers. No clowns down here. Since he's married, he also gets laid more than any of the other Toxic Pirates combined.
	SPIDERSENSE: The Spirit Warrior. God-loving man, walks the path of faith, rocks hard to Dokken. He's an oddity on the sometimes blasphemous island of Twisted Kaiju Theater, but watches over Shin-Goji and friends to make sure they don't stray too far. He also plays Mini-Heroes with the Toxic Pirate crew.
	THOR: The Manga Fanboy. Don't ask where his hammer is. You won't be original. Thor is the resident manga artist of Neo-Monster Island and has a "special" store of rare artist's ink. As a major artist in Antartic Press, he helped Twisted Kaiju Theater see actual publication!
	SON GOHAROTTO: The Psycho Soldier. Creator of saikyopowaa.com, Son Go-san manages the forums of Twisted Kaiju Theater. He is most remembered for his renditions of half-naked anthromorphic babes, but don't get on his bad side, he fought Shin-Goji to a stand still and has no compunctions about stabbing you with his instrument of stabbing.