[This was a joke letter I wrote in response to all the whiners who were losing their mind over the X-Plosion roster.

An Open Letter to Jon L about X-Plosion

I...I really just don't know where to start. I've lost so much faith in this game I just don't know if I can go on any more. I mean Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ, Jon! My wife took one look at Iceman's stats and threatened to leave me!!! How can you do this to us, the loyal Hero-Clix fans!? We stood in the rain and cold for four hours just to buy a booster pack of thugs and agents. Now my children look at me after seeing the sculpt for Psylocke and they put paper bags over their heads! They tell all their friends at school that their "real" dad was killed in the Gulf War when an oil drum of Vaseline fell on him. I have to go before my congregation this Sunday, look my fellow parishoners in the eye, and tell them that the Experienced Iron Man has a 9 attack value for 168 Points and expect them to still believe in God!!!!! What the hell were you thinking?!?!? I'm staring at that bottle of Old Crow Whiskey and a bottle of pills, wondering how I can keep going on in life knowing that Spider-Man STILL doesn't have Outwit, Running Shot, Perplex, Impervious, Poison, Shapechange, RCE, CCE, Mind Control, 4 Arrows, a 20 inch Range and Leadership all for under 50 points. Why didn't you hire Thanosied to help you design the figures like we all begged you to? My entire existance is one grey slate of nothingness. Thank you, Jon L. You've killed Hero-Clix.