We are The Monarch Times, your trusted source for journalistic integrity and dedication to delivering satiristic coverage of Kaiju events worldwide. Whether it's hand crafted practical effects that will be called cheap and cheesy by Youtube tourists, or expensive and advanced CGI built on the backs of under-paid and exploited artists, we strive to bring you the most compelling and informative lampooning of these awe-inspiring monsters.

Issue 01: Ten Godzilla Enemies That Would Vote MAGA

Issue 02: Cursed Chinese Spring Turns Godzilla Into Angriest Capybara Alive

Issue 03: Culture Vulture YouTuber Pivots from Harassing Trans People to Criticize Godzilla Trailer

Issue 05: Aliens and Mutants are already souring on King of the Monsters running mate pick.

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